• Ode to Indian chain letters.

    > I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who
    > have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
    > Because of your kindness:
    > I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good
    > only for removing toilet stains.
    > I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
    > infected with AIDS I smell like a wet dog since I stopped
    > using deodorants because they cause cancer.
    > I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask
    > me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from
    > hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
    > I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will
    > get sick from the rat shit and urine.
    > When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how
    > hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug
    > me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a
    > bathtub full of ice.
    > I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A
    > sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000
    > times. (Poor girl! she’s been
    > 7 since 1993…)
    > My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free
    > passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
    > Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama,
    > Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
    > Now most of those “Wishes” are already married (to someone else)!
    > And my phone didn’t ring for da whole day after forwarding
    > dat mail vich said dat it wd ensure a phone call immediately
    > frm some1 who mattered….
    > You can add your own notes based on your similar experience
    > and send them to your friends.